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Aprial fool sms 2

A study has proved that all fools
use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur
 finger! Catch another fool! 


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I want U to know that U are very
important to me, It's impossible for
 me to live without U even 4 a second!
 U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
 DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... 

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ... 


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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.. 


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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.. 


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You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420 

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We've known each other for quite
a while now, do u think we can b
more than friends? cos i like u
very much. will u b my partner 2
rob a bank? 


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