Bhai style sms

Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai



MAMU:
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL:
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?


Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.


Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy


Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy
Ullu ko Raat
Dentist ko Daant
Gadhy ko Laat
Raja ko Gaddi
Kutty ko Haddi
Aur
Aur
Aur
Nangay ko Chaddi.


Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele



Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!