Aprial fool sms 9

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati
 aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe
MALARIA hai. 


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Plz don't read this


Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!! 


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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa. 


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Ov      o

l    e   Y U

ov       o

l   e    Y u

L V e   ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo. 









Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi
ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI
 ban jate hai... 


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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga. 


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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre
mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM
PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! 


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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag
 aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to
'HARI Mirchi...'-hai 


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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if
they say you are stupid,be cool but if
they say you are smart, Thapad maar
sale ko. 


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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe
avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi
 ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
 “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta. 


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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo
hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha
tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan
se ye message parh rahe the.   


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