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Aprial fool sms 4

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go. 


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I want to suck you... lick you...
 wanna move my tongue all over you..
wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's
 how u...eat an ice cream. 
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In your life, when you wake up
 & don't see any one, then come
 to me, i'll be there to hold ur
 hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST 


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If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



K



ki




kis




kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon...... 

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I


I l


I lo


I lov


I love


I love you...



I love you the most.


I love you the best.



I love you a lot..



Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said
 " People should LOVE animals. 

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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured
 If I send a SMS TO some lunatic
 person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?" 





I Miss you a Lot Dear....


SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me." 


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