Aprial fool sms 5

Today, tommorow and forever there will
be one heart that would always beat
for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!! 
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel
 that u have lost everything, I’ll come,
 hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge
 and show u where 2 jump from. 

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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,
TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA,
 HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI. 



Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R. 


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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....   

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
 to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy
cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now
read it without the word cat. 

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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF
ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP
 EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI
NETTIRW YLESREVER.   

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