Aprial fool sms 7

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2
 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet
 word 2 u.Pay The Bill   


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The time since I have met u, i have realized
 that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?   


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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when
you are in trouble, you can cry when you are
 in pain & u can embrace when you are happy.
So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and
buy a pillow. 


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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to
the mirror and say, "damn I am really so
cute". U will overcome your sadness. But
don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.   

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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and
u r the 1st person whom I fooled.   


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