all about love 5

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means -

With Idiot for Ever.

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel

mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,

2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya

lega Mamu

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur

premika saath saath aa rehla hain.

MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala

tha

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din

mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein

kaise bol pada?

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,

om our Engagement will you give me a

RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

A couple wanted khatna(Circumcision)of

their son,but they dont know proper word

to print,so they printed the wording :THE

CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was

driving, Husband: please slow down the speed

of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No

please No pls.. Husband: the Newspaper ill

publish ur correct Age 55 in case of exident;

Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur

premika saath saath aa rehla hain.

MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala

tha

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what

should I write for mother

tongue.?

Santa: Very long

Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts

to create wonderful dreams,a blanket of

care to keep you blessed in life and a

prayer to protect you always.Good night!

LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the

stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart

saying good night.

Ur d reason why I hav sleepless nights. Ur d

reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.

It's u dat I'm thinking of when I lay down

at night...