funny sms 5

Gr8 opportunities come to all,bt many dont knw they

have met them.D only preparation 2take advantage of

them is…to watch wht each day brings.

Gmrng

Luck is not in your hands,

But work is in your hands.

Your work can make luck

but luck can’t make ur work.”

So always trust URSELF…..

1) 2 men were walking down the street when 1

spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.

‘Are U going to help?’ asked his friend.

‘No, 6 should be enough.’

2) Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,

Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,

wahi Question compulsory hote hai

3) Khud ko kar buland itna ki har ladki tujhe

Friendship offer kare, or tu kahe ki is root ki

sabhi laine wayast hai kirpya 9831090604 dial kare

Thanks…

4) SANTA-yaar tumne apni biwi ko talak kyu diya?

BANTA-yaar wo badi characterless thi,shadi mujse

ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.

5) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu

laughter challenge main hans hans kar har

contestant se kehta hai- bas kar mere BAAP.

6) Sardarji having 5 daughters.He wanted a son.

So gave an ad for asking suggestions.

A suggestion came- I’ve 4 sons.Can I try once?

7) May God give u,

Tata ka status,

Vajpayee ki dhiraj,

Laaden ki himmat,

Bill Gates ki income,

Bush ki taqat,

baaki…Sardar ka dimag to hai hee..

Discount ki Diwani hoon

Hum Tax de chuke sanam

Humara Balance aapke paas hai

Kaho na depreciation hai

Kyon Tally ho gaya na,

Munna bhai C.A.