funny sms 6

1) A Toilet is like a committee meeting.

People come with lot of pressure, sit,

create a lot of noise, and ultimately

DROP THE MATTER.

2) BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan

do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho

sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat

nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

3) Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho

gaya hai tere sms se……….

Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE

WALE LOGO K LIYE”GANDHIGIRI”

se samjhane ka tarika.

4) A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks-

“kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain

5) Wife:Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the

Husband:Tumhe galat-fehmi hui he

Wife:Kaisi galat-fehmi?

Husband:Yehi ki me nind me tha

6) The Top 5 answ. given by girls in India wen a boy prpose.

1)No

2)R u mad

3)i alwys looked u like a gud frnd

4)i dnt belive in love

5)Sorry i

love sm1

7) Lalu: Itana sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai?

Sardar:Gol kar ne ke liye.

Lalu: Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge

Zindgi shuru hoti hai rishto se,rishte shuru hote

hain Pyar se,pyar shuru hota hai apno se,aur apne..

APNE shuru hoti hai DHARMENDER, SUNNY aur BOBBY se..

9) What is a mobile?

Sharam karo iska answer bhi msg me dhoond rahe ho…..

Haath me kya TAMBURA pakad rakha he!!!

10) Kabhi yaad aaye to fon kar lena, paise kam ho

to sms kar lena, agar yeh bhi na kar sake to mobile

dahi me daal kar vibration on karna, or LASSI p lena…