sardar jokes sms

 Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A
drunk sardar fails from
3rd floor. People gather around & ask:
"Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin
main v hune aya haan"!!!

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        Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye,
,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye,
mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan

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        can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out,
i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to
ATM machine???????

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        dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo
k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud
gudi karta raha

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        once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to
the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why?
serdar said there is written colestrol free

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        why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

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        A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a
love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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        sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi
bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha,
yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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        A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was
about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam
singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,
pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa
othey free delivery hondi aaa

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chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka
darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy
:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!


Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and
Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them
"Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las
Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..
." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down

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