funny sms 7

1) Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,

wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,

wen i m happy no 1 c my smile

lekin

sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..

2) SANTA- Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe

1000 Rs chahiye. BANTA- Dost hi dost de kam ata

hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar aur ja ke purse le aa..

3) Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.

Vo aise bachai

Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?

wo Bola..

khushi se mar jaunga.

Mene kaha..

ja

nahi deta…!

4) One sardar putting dog tails into pipe 2nd sardar:

-abe kutte ki puchh kabhi seedhi nahi hoti…1st sardar

:-abe janta hun, mujhe to pipe bend karna hai….

5) Chahe

gussa kro

chahe

galia nikalo

chahe

sir pito

chahe

cel todo

chahe

ghr ka saman bhkher do

hum to isi time

GUD NIGHT

kahenge..

6) “LIPS” bhindi ki tarah,

“GAAL” tamatar ki tarah.

“EYES” matar ki tarah.

Poora face “GOBI” ki tarah.

ya (”ALLAH”)

ek dost dia

Wo b Sabzi Mandi ki tarah..

7) Niche aapke liye ‘DUSMANI’ ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi,

dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!

Pyaar karne se pehle pyaar ka anjam dekh lo

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Pyaar karne se pehle pyaar ka anjaam dekh lo

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Na yakin aaye to

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Film TERE NAAM dekh lo..

9) Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khada tha.

Wife:Yaha kyo khade ho?

Sardar:Sher ke shikar pe ja raha hu.

Wife:To jao.

Sardar:Kaise jau bahar

10) Sardars always studies in front of a mirror coz

1) it helps in saving revision time!

2) he can keep a watch on himself!

3) he likes combined studies . . . . .