fOR YOUR LOVED ONES 4

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God

that everyone should have a friend like you….

Why should only i suffer!!!

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When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to

the mirror and say ..”damn I am really

so cute” u will overcome your sadness ..

But don’t make this a habit ..

Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Hi! i am marrying next week. there

will be a small party and only a few

people will be invited…so i am inviting

you…don’t bring any gift with you…

just bring someone to marry me

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what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,

to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy

cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now

read it all without the word cat!

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Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may

lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose

ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose

is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

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I saw your face as you walked by

but then I saw a better guy